3 Demerits > 5 Citations > 4 Violations > 2 Verbal Warnings > 2 Written Warnings > 1 Disciplinary Review
Notice of Full Disadulation
You have recieved a Full Disadulation.
It is asserted that you, henceforth known as the DISADULATEE, has been issued a complete and full diasdulation by me, henceforth know as the DISADULATOR. The responsibility of the DISADULATEE is defined as such:
- The DISADULATEE will provide, in material, a hand-written report on the desk of the DISADULATOR. The report must include: 1) the full, legal name of the DISADULATEE, 2) date and time of authorship, 3) a statement of regret, and 4) a photo of an animal preferrably with the body of a walrus with the head of a sea lion.
- The DISADULATEE will regret, for 30 days beginning on the date of disadulation, the act requiring a disadulation.
That is all.